I'M BACK

In case anyone cares or is paying attention, I'm so back to the blog world. while I finally feel like my life is getting somewhat normal AKA not i'm not on xanax-watch 24/7, i still found time for craziness this weekend in vegas. place is awesome. here is a picture of me more sober than my sister. shocker i know. that will never happen again.

also, mute math on sunday at the war memorial in nashville. check them out on myspace or wherever you listen to music these days. THE DRUMMER WAS FREAKING NUTS!

things i'm learning from NYC Prep

the word 'tepert'
lighting the menorah on channakah is "out of control. it's crazy" - this could have been sarcasm. i'm not up on my new york sarcasm.

in other news, i let the secret slip to my co-workers. yep, thats right jim butler, kevin, and jesse bean all now know 1. that i was a women's studies uber-feminiz. and 2. about my blog. big shoutout to CAA.

i know this is the worst excuse for a blog, but i promise when i soon become unemployed the blogs will get saucier and saucier. watch out cyber world.

...to the previous post

so i found the picture of the horse (see bel0w) saved on the computer in the smokehouse lobby. the file name was 'man'. i think it is a horse, no??

also, i highly recommend the cabins at jim oliver's smokehouse in monteagel, tn. screw the assembly, the private jaccuzis and cozy fireplaces at this establishment make the smokehouse a middle tennesse treasure.

at the smokehouse

i'm sitting in the lobby of the monteagle smokehouse. this is the only picture saved to the computer. it's file name is 'man'. is this a man??

this one is for john ruzicrusic

John Ruzic's on the line and wants to know why i haven't updated my blog. well, first of all i'm getting a job, and according to the ladies at career services looking/getting a job is a job it and of itself. so candace is helping me get a job while meredith, my other roommie is training me in home-wifing.

and the party last night. boys found some crap (errrr, or something like that) in our attic. i passed out early and candace cought nick yelling at me. i'll load the video after the jump

delayed update

yall probably are not even thinking about reading this cyber garbage b/c you are consumed in old fashion time-killers: the tv. specifically, jon and kate plus 8. my question to you all, my blog followers, is who do you think will grow up to have 8 kids? and who will grow up to have such a psycho haircut? and who do you think will grow up to have their own reality show?

in other news, my roommies and i are having a party this weekend to cristen the frat den. it's 2817 blair blvd. be there or you're as wack as jon and kate plus 8.

in nashville

finally in nashville. guppy is here. i'm wearing something i'm not supposed to. we are watching dirty jobs. here is a run down of what's going on in nashveg. tonight.

betsy and stu harley - NASCAR

nancy - Playboy 

nick, collin walsh, lauren palmore, etc. - ortale wedding party

Candace and Meredith - coldplay

Morgan and Guppy - ??????

any suggestions?? hit me up on my twitter. see ya tweets!!

wheeler wood

the sisterhood's only male social affiliate. check out those wellies

hanna sheez

for those of you unfortunate to receive the sisterhood of the traveling beesuit emails, i will give you an update on one its notorious members - hanna sheez.

frustrated by the wireless going out, sheez's dad googled on hanna's phone the wonders of body paint on women. here is what they came up with


http://http//www.gunaxin.com/the-wonders-of-body-paint-art-on-sexy-hot-women/4634

i guess the 'sexy redhead' google search didn't live up to his carnal satisfaction.

i also let hanna in on a little (gasp) secret from FoMo - that is that we all were watching her and her beautfiul beau ML in the water from the sand. good times.

Shout out to SAE

fundamentals of play

i'm finally getting into the book that i started at fomo. this go around i'm actually past page 9! (i must have had ADD withdrawls, but i think i'm over that now).

set in the late 80s/early 90s, the novel follows 20-something characters stuck in the post-grad phase of life, floundering their way through NYC to find ill-fitted love, independence, and a reputable profession. the kids are the UES set, and their money issues, i.e. having too much of it, or losing all of it, translate to situations that define irony. harry left dartmouth after freshman year (still not sure why), and since then has been computer wizzing his way to investors. his current project is starting the 'world wide web.'

the ruminations about missing school are really pertinent to me. "When the reason for my rotten mood came to me, it was more humiliating than any homesickness. I was school-sick. I missed school, the lovely order and the sense of limitless yet defined forward moveement. Kate had said [New York] was so nice, but there were men at work who ran marathons and jumped out of planes just because they didn't have any homework." -- Caitlin Macy

http://www.amazon.com/Fundamentals-Play-Novel-Caitlin-Macy/dp/0385721129

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i cant get the cookies to be disabled on this PC. dont let the double screens fool you people, PCs are for tools.

you'll have to wait till tomorrow for the clicking to begin!

bookmark me now bitches. emily jones, most sewanee popular, and michelle fox, most vandy popular, did it so you should too.

hmm venison! reminds me of sewanee

some cool pics!

remind me of blueberries. one of my favorite things of summer.

my mom has a good arm. my sister has a good voice.

so today my mom got mad at me. she ran out the backdoor. "you are ruining our lives!!!". she threw my car keys in the pool. i swept them off the pool floor with the net. i thought it was funny, she didn't.

5 hours later. my sister dictates her notes from her rounds. "X works as a school administrator. X says he cut off his finger while cutting pineapple. Negative tobacco. Positive 'occassional recreational drug use'"