so today my mom got mad at me. she ran out the backdoor. "you are ruining our lives!!!". she threw my car keys in the pool. i swept them off the pool floor with the net. i thought it was funny, she didn't.
5 hours later. my sister dictates her notes from her rounds. "X works as a school administrator. X says he cut off his finger while cutting pineapple. Negative tobacco. Positive 'occassional recreational drug use'"
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